|
[05 Nov 2009|02:41pm] |
lawlz.
i got hired on to be a kgb_ agent.
so the next time someone texts a question to '542542' they could very well be talking to me! oh well, something to do that's fun and something to pass the time while getting paid at the same time.
didn't i tell you i knew everything? duh. <3
|
|
|
[03 Nov 2009|02:00pm] |
so i passed out in a food coma around 12:30a and woke up exactly 2 hours later drenched in sweat, panicky, feeling really fucking freaked out, yet for some reason this song was in my head:
which i thought was oddly ironic. anyway, i took some diphenhydramine (twice the recommended dosage) and was out within a half hour flat. woke up at almost noon (go pills!) feeling pretty awesome, but for some reason THIS song was stuck in my head:
and so on that note, today is definitely an elliott smith day. and i am feeling generally great.
|
|
|
[31 Oct 2009|05:31pm] |
most triumphant!
|
|
|
[26 Oct 2009|05:05pm] |
"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law." - Aleister Crowley
ask a christian why they're a christian and they'll tell you almost the exact same thing verbatim: "because i want to live forever in heaven." sure, they'll tell you all this junk about how god is so good, and how they're so happy and how they don't "sin" as much as they used to, but ask them if they've struggled since they've become a christian.
almost every single one will have said "yes, i struggle" or "my life has been exceedingly worse since i've become a christian." why? isn't the point of becoming a christian to improve your quality of life?
"well sure, but the struggle is worth it because when you die you live forever in heaven."
this brings me to the point of this rant: Every Christian is a Satanist. No Satanist is a Christian. prove me wrong. i dare you.
christians believe in the christian idea of "satan". christians believe satan fell from heaven. he originated the idea of evil. he is the anti-god, and will eventually perish eternally in a battle between him and god/jesus and everyone who ever believed in him or did not accept god/jesus will die with him.
satanists don't believe in this. to believe in the christian idea of "satan" is to believe in christianity itself. there is no "heaven" to fall from. there is no "god" to battle against. there is no "hell" to burn in.
satanists only believe in ONE ideal: "satan" is man's inherently selfish nature. satanists are indulgent. satanists believe in individualism. basically, in theory, almost everyone on IAM is a satanist.
so let's look at the point i made about christians:
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son; that whoseoever believeth in Him should not perish, but be granted everlasting life." - John 3:16
sounds pretty damn selfish, right? how many christians became 'born again' because they figured being homeboys with jesus just sounded like the right thing to do, or because the whole eternal life thing seemed like a pretty sweet deal? more often than not you're going to get the latter.
every christian wants eternal life. every christian is inherently selfish, whether they will admit it or not. so again, re-read my statement:
EVERY Christian is a Satanist. No Satanist is a Christian.
|
|
|
[22 Oct 2009|09:30am] |
|
|
|
[16 Oct 2009|04:45pm] |
this is what i do when i'm SUPPOSED to be paying attention in DUI class.
|
|
|
[15 Oct 2009|03:04pm] |
excuse me a second while i just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
|
|
|
[15 Oct 2009|03:04pm] |
tonight i'll dream while i'm in bed
and silly thoughts go through my head
about the bugs and alphabet
and when i wake, tomorrow i'll bet
you and i will walk together again
i can tell that we are gonna be friends.
|
|
|
[13 Oct 2009|10:03am] |
trying to wake up 2 hours and a rockstar later. ain't happening. DIDJA see mah ears? i heart them.
i took the formally (6g) retired 2nd lobe piercings out of retirement and put leeeeettle teeeeeeny 16g barbells in them. i bought new eyelets and put some 00g curved barbells for weights since i would like to hit 3/4" sometime in the near future. taping doesn't do much for me without weights so hopefully this can help me out without having to wait an entire year.
also, really fucking drunken/tired weekend and i'm glad i'm all recoup'd and looking forward to hopefully getting a job or something this week. and hearing from all of you, i missed you guys! see you soon <3
|
|
|
[08 Oct 2009|12:10pm] |
so shrek, angelina jolie, and hugh jackman are all sitting around a table talking in princess fiona's castle, having tea and sandwiches.
shrek says, "you know, i've been told i'm the strongest ogre in the world, but i'm not so sure. how can i find this out?"
angelina jolie says, "i've been told i'm the most beautiful woman in the world, but i've never had it confirmed either."
hugh jackman says, "right now i think i'm the hottest guy in the world, but it'd be nice to have a final say-so on the matter."
they all decide to hit up farquaad's magic mirror and ask him to confirm their beliefs that shrek was indeed the strongest ogre, angelina jolie was indeed the most beautiful woman in the world, and hugh jackman was the hottest man. they agreed to meet up the next day and discuss their findings.
the next day, shrek walked up to the table with a smile. "it's true, the magic mirror said i was the strongest ogre in the kingdom!"
angelina jolie said, "the magic mirror confirmed that i was indeed the most beautiful woman in the world!"
hugh jackman shuffled in, his head down, tears in his eyes. with a shaky, forlorn voice he cried, "who in the hell is steve labelle?"
|
|
|
[07 Oct 2009|09:45am] |
|
|
|
[06 Oct 2009|11:31pm] |
hot and horny eric northman action for the win.
|
|
|
[05 Oct 2009|11:57am] |
lay where you're laying
don't make a sound
i know they're watching
all the commotion
the kiddie-like play
has people talking
you...your sex is on fire
the dark of the alley
the breaking of day
the head while i'm driving
soft lips are open
knuckles are pale
feels like you're dying
you...your sex is on fire
consumed with what's to transpire
hot as a fever
rattling bones
i could just taste it
if it's not forever
if it's just tonight
oh it's still the greatest
and you...your sex is on fire
|
|
|
[01 Oct 2009|04:18pm] |
aw damn.
|
|
|
[30 Sep 2009|03:00pm] |
FUCK YOU, HAIR!
|
|
|
[26 Sep 2009|08:36pm] |
drinking at home. alone. SUCKS.
especially because i did it friday night and i'm doing it AGAIN on saturday night. i need friends.
|
|
|
[14 Sep 2009|05:51pm] |
YO PATRICK, I'M REALLY SAD FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU DIE, BUT MICHAEL JACKSON HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUNERALS EVER MADE.
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
| [ |
go |
| |
earlier |
] |
|
|
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
xosteve's journal