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[18 Nov 2009|10:11am] kate broke her wrist playing soccer. her first cast was put on today. she wants me to draw on it. i should totally make her a tattoo sleeve <3 post comment

[15 Nov 2009|11:14pm] Just go with me: 1oz vodka, 1oz Disaronno, 1oz Kahlua, 2oz Half&Half. It's Heaven, just believe me. "Every day is like Sunday!" - Morrissey 1 comment|post comment

[13 Nov 2009|03:49pm] ohhhhh shit! taking it back this friday afternoon! i feel fan-fucking-tastic and i got my disaronno/grenadine/diet flowing. get your ass up and dance to this throwback! where's my phat pants at? post comment

[13 Nov 2009|03:20pm] he wanted his daughter's signature. so he got it. and, while my personal opinion is that the size and placement could have been better chosen (it looks odd next to the Tim Hendricks script), the client is always right and he was 100% happy with it and that's all that matters. plus he paid $100 for it, so who am i to argue? thanks, anthony :] post comment

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[12 Nov 2009|03:05pm] my birthday this year falls on thanksgiving. so if you were wondering, i would like a hayley. PLZ 2 GIEF ME SOME HAYLEY <33333 4 comments|post comment

[12 Nov 2009|11:15am] you're a straight-up liar, pura mentirosa- today you tell me one thing y manana otra cosa. post comment

[10 Nov 2009|04:45pm] DAMN YOU DANI. now i can't stop listening to lady gaga. papapaparazziiiiiiii GTO 1oz vodka 1oz amaretto 1oz soco 1oz rum 1oz gin 4oz oj 1oz grenadine stir, enjoy. <3 1 comment|post comment

[10 Nov 2009|04:31pm] i'm so fucking gay for alexander skarsgard. 2 comments|post comment

[10 Nov 2009|04:19pm] i remember a feeling coming over me the soldier turned, then looked away i remember hating you for loving me riding on the metrooooooooooooooo

[10 Nov 2009|03:39pm] nobody gotta know your thong was maroon! <3

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i LOL'd [05 Nov 2009|03:28pm] 1 comment|post comment

[05 Nov 2009|02:41pm] lawlz. i got hired on to be a kgb_ agent. so the next time someone texts a question to '542542' they could very well be talking to me! oh well, something to do that's fun and something to pass the time while getting paid at the same time. didn't i tell you i knew everything? duh. <3 1 comment|post comment

[03 Nov 2009|02:00pm] so i passed out in a food coma around 12:30a and woke up exactly 2 hours later drenched in sweat, panicky, feeling really fucking freaked out, yet for some reason this song was in my head: which i thought was oddly ironic. anyway, i took some diphenhydramine (twice the recommended dosage) and was out within a half hour flat. woke up at almost noon (go pills!) feeling pretty awesome, but for some reason THIS song was stuck in my head: and so on that note, today is definitely an elliott smith day. and i am feeling generally great. 1 comment|post comment

[31 Oct 2009|05:31pm] most triumphant! 1 comment|post comment

[26 Oct 2009|05:05pm] "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law." - Aleister Crowley ask a christian why they're a christian and they'll tell you almost the exact same thing verbatim: "because i want to live forever in heaven." sure, they'll tell you all this junk about how god is so good, and how they're so happy and how they don't "sin" as much as they used to, but ask them if they've struggled since they've become a christian. almost every single one will have said "yes, i struggle" or "my life has been exceedingly worse since i've become a christian." why? isn't the point of becoming a christian to improve your quality of life? "well sure, but the struggle is worth it because when you die you live forever in heaven." this brings me to the point of this rant: Every Christian is a Satanist. No Satanist is a Christian. prove me wrong. i dare you. christians believe in the christian idea of "satan". christians believe satan fell from heaven. he originated the idea of evil. he is the anti-god, and will eventually perish eternally in a battle between him and god/jesus and everyone who ever believed in him or did not accept god/jesus will die with him. satanists don't believe in this. to believe in the christian idea of "satan" is to believe in christianity itself. there is no "heaven" to fall from. there is no "god" to battle against. there is no "hell" to burn in. satanists only believe in ONE ideal: "satan" is man's inherently selfish nature. satanists are indulgent. satanists believe in individualism. basically, in theory, almost everyone on IAM is a satanist. so let's look at the point i made about christians: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son; that whoseoever believeth in Him should not perish, but be granted everlasting life." - John 3:16 sounds pretty damn selfish, right? how many christians became 'born again' because they figured being homeboys with jesus just sounded like the right thing to do, or because the whole eternal life thing seemed like a pretty sweet deal? more often than not you're going to get the latter. every christian wants eternal life. every christian is inherently selfish, whether they will admit it or not. so again, re-read my statement: EVERY Christian is a Satanist. No Satanist is a Christian. 4 comments|post comment

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[16 Oct 2009|04:45pm] this is what i do when i'm SUPPOSED to be paying attention in DUI class. 1 comment|post comment

[15 Oct 2009|03:04pm] excuse me a second while i just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH 3 comments|post comment

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